After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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