Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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