69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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