Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
