She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
they need to just BURY HIM!
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Someone came in the potted fern
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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