yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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