I must be too annoying 4 u.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
so let's talk penis.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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