why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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