i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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