Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I think a kid would responsible me up
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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