Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I love you.
Bad choice
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
