I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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