At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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