Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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