I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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