Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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