READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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