quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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