I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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