you guys were way drunker than both of me
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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