Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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