Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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