Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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