i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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