Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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