i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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