Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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