the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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