You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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