you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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