Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I understand Curling. That high.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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