Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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