Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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