I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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