Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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