When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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