she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
ok first of all what the fuck
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