I must be too annoying 4 u.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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