it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I think I just sharted jello shots
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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