I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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