We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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