now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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