she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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