How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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