It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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