Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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