So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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