The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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