im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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