Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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