One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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