I have demons in me.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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