I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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