i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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