Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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