we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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