Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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