I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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